Once again Kill Refurb Marry has snuck up on me! This month’s topic as chosen by the lovely ladies from This Happy Place and Mouse on the Mind is Epcot Pre-Shows. Should I base this decision on music? Gimmicks? Or just something that tugs at my heartstrings? This topic is a lot tougher then I realized; I honestly had a ton of trouble coming up with my choices. So what did I choose? Read on to find out…
Kill: Journey into Imagination…With Figment
I don’t know if you’d really consider the queue or Dr. Nigel Channings’ unfortunate introductory speech to be a pre-show. Thankfully for me this is my blog and I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. This might really be an act of vengeance on behalf of the Dreamfinder but I want this whole thing blown to bits. There’s really no rhyme or reason to my choice. I just don’t frequent enough Circle-Vision shows to justify outright murder. Call it petty but I stand by my decision. Sorry Nigel, old chap, but you can take your “degree” and smell a skunk.
Refurb: Universe of Energy (Ellen’s Energy Adventure)
Oh Ellen, I do find you entertaining. Sure the jokes are a bit on the corny side and the film itself is wildly outdated but it’s cute. Who doesn’t love Jeopardy?? I have a sinking suspicion being a contestant on an energy themed episode would be a nightmare for just about anyone. I only wish I had Bill Nye the Science Guy to guide me on a personal tour of Land of the Lost and teach me about the origins of fossil fuel. While it’s all very sweet, this pre-show could use a Big Bang sized update. Most of the references probably don’t even register into the collective consciousness of the younger crowd. I will spare you a T-Rex like rant on the wardrobe, hair, and makeup choices going on. I think Ellen and Bill Nye would still make a great team (and be relevant). Disney could certainly afford to cough up some cash and make it happen. I’ll take “Modern Wardrobe Choices” for $200 Alex!
Marry: Illuminations: Reflections of Earth
Who does not get chills as Winnie the Pooh/Darkwing Duck (or Jim Cummings if you want to be all correct about it) starts his narration with “Good Evening.” You must not have feelings or a beating heart. The music starting to swell, the torches, dreams are on their way. Let’s not forget the appearance of THE INFERNO BARGE! Fire good! I can’t think of a better way to end a day at Epcot. All it takes is that one moment and happiness is eminent. This is a pre-show that holds it’s own and really sets the mood. Illuminations, let’s you and me make some magical pyro babies. I’ll even let the Earth Globe watch if that seals the deal.
Perhaps you strongly disagree with my definition of a pre-show but these were my picks. What pre-shows would you choose? Don’t forget to check out everyone else’s options.